1 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:06,106 May I introduce "Everlasting's" next suitor, 2 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:10,276 pro quarterback Darius! 3 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:11,307 He's black. 4 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:13,480 He's like football black. 5 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:14,681 What about this scandal? 6 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,351 He called that reporter a bitch. 7 00:00:16,352 --> 00:00:17,680 I'm running the show. 8 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,275 I can get you out of your P.R. problem. 9 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,586 You and Quinn blew up your life last season. 10 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,358 We worked it out. You got paid. 11 00:00:23,359 --> 00:00:26,257 Your mother called. She's been talking to Jeremy again. 12 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,060 Do you think I really wouldn't come back because of you? Yeah. 13 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:31,563 This show is my kingdom. I'm gonna take it back. 14 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,295 Get off of my set. 15 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:36,400 Ladies, open your hearts to your suitor... 16 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,204 Where the hell is my suitor? 17 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,805 You want to talk to him, you got to deal with me. 18 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:42,167 Quinn, if I keep following you around like this, 19 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,076 the crew's gonna have a really hard time believing I'm the showrunner. 20 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:46,108 I just got to steer us past this train wreck 21 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:48,683 and then I will hand the show back to you. 22 00:00:48,684 --> 00:00:50,352 I want the girls to come to Darius 23 00:00:50,353 --> 00:00:52,051 in bikinis, poolside cocktails. 24 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,553 Bring Darius to the mansion right now 25 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,188 and I will ditch the evening gowns. 26 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,759 I will give you a pool and the bikinis. 27 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,257 May the best man win. 28 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,389 She usually does. 29 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,833 You have five hours of hard night, folks. 30 00:01:01,834 --> 00:01:04,559 Ricardo, I love the new twinkle lights! 31 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:05,825 Fantastic! 32 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,734 Bikinis? 33 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,736 I wasn't ready for bikinis, Quinn. 34 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,568 I was ready for gowns. I need to prepare. 35 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,810 You want to complain to someone, see Chet. 36 00:01:16,811 --> 00:01:19,851 Apparently, he had some caveman brain fart... 37 00:01:19,852 --> 00:01:21,247 Five hours. 38 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,708 About how to fix something 39 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,546 that wasn't even remotely close to being broken. 40 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,422 That's fine. If Chet's got some ideas of taking the show 41 00:01:26,423 --> 00:01:27,787 in a new direction, great. 42 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,556 I've got some long-gestating thoughts of my own 43 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,257 I'd like to discuss with him. Mm, I'm sure you do. 44 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,258 You know, I can sing, you know. 45 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,860 You know, and I can shoot ping-pong balls out of my vagina, 46 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,596 but no one wants to see that, either. 47 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,497 Well... 48 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,628 Please, stop talking. 49 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,233 Where's Rachel?! 50 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,565 Ping-pong balls out of the vagina is fantastic. 51 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:53,279 Give me that. Hey. Rachel? 52 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,550 What part of "five hours of hard night" 53 00:01:55,551 --> 00:01:56,879 did you not understand? 54 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,522 You went 10-1 a half an hour ago. 55 00:01:58,523 --> 00:02:00,449 How long does it take to take out your tampon 56 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,854 or whatever the hell you're doing? 57 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,555 Hello? Where are you, my pretty? 58 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,781 Where is everybody?! Hello?! 59 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,753 Anyone have eyes on Rachel? 60 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,850 Go for Rachel. 61 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,685 Any of you people seen Rachel? 62 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,190 Yeah. I'm right here. 63 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:39,632 Oh, you want to tell me where you were? 64 00:02:39,633 --> 00:02:40,827 Just needed a minute. 65 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,928 That's great. I hope you feel refreshed. 66 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,198 What do you even want me to do? I don't have any girls. 67 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,929 You want me to just take them from Jay and Madison? 68 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,501 Yes. Fine. 69 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,940 Just grab the craziest one and do your thing, okay? 70 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:53,168 We promised the network suicide ratings, 71 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,411 and we need to deliver. 72 00:02:54,412 --> 00:02:56,208 Right. Just help me do this, 73 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,310 and I will give you back the show. 74 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,877 Go. 75 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:09,289 Oh, man. So bummed out right now. 76 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,690 Why? What'd I do? 77 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,391 No. It's what you didn't do. What is this? 78 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,193 They told us to change into bikinis. 79 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:15,655 Yes, but, no, no, no. Not this one. 80 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,433 Where's your other one? The one from Instagram? 81 00:03:17,434 --> 00:03:19,799 The one with the flag on it? 82 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,670 No. The one that you look amazing in. 83 00:03:21,671 --> 00:03:23,939 Come on. That bikini made us come looking for you. 84 00:03:23,940 --> 00:03:27,568 I don't know. That's kind of a hometown thing, you know? 85 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:31,335 Th-There are a lot of, uh... other kinds of people here. 86 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,545 Are you embarrassed of who you are? 87 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,277 Oh, I'm... I'm not embarrassed. No. 88 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,723 You're not really a proud Southerner. 89 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:40,286 Oh, my God. 90 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:41,547 All that stuff you told me during intake... 91 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,645 Was that all just a lie? 92 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,916 Oh, I-I'm not a liar. 93 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,294 I just thought, "Look at this girl. 94 00:03:45,295 --> 00:03:48,528 This girl, she has got balls." 95 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:49,759 I do have balls. 96 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,301 Only when you're on the other side 97 00:03:51,302 --> 00:03:52,998 of a computer screen, you've got balls. 98 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,769 This bikini does not scream "balls." 99 00:03:54,770 --> 00:03:56,336 All right. You want me to put it on? 100 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:57,237 Yes! I'll wear it. 101 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:58,498 You're crazy. 102 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,305 What the hell is that?! 103 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:01,537 See? 104 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,580 Come on. This is what I was afraid of. 105 00:04:03,581 --> 00:04:05,837 There is a lot of misinformation out there. 106 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,446 We need cameras over here now. 107 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,408 A lot of people have a real misunderstanding 108 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,876 about what this flag is all about. 109 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,784 Oh, you're right. It's me. 110 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,946 I must just be plain ignorant. 111 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,915 It's not an advertisement for racism. 112 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:17,924 It doesn't say, "Yay! Slavery!" 113 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,855 Come on. Oh, here we go. 114 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,428 Need people here now. You know what? My daddy had family 115 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:22,888 who fought and died in the Civil War. 116 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,696 And, for the record, it had nothing to do with slavery. 117 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,599 That is a revisionist crock of... 118 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,771 Read a book. Come on. Where is everyone? 119 00:04:29,772 --> 00:04:32,839 You know what? You might be ashamed of your heritage, 120 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,040 but I have a feeling that the suitor 121 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,542 is going to appreciate my honesty. 122 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:39,984 You dumb bitch. He's black. 123 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:43,315 Where's Jay? 124 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:45,417 Excuse me. 125 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,049 What are you doing? 126 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,854 I just told you that stuff in confidence. 127 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,616 What are you doing? 128 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,364 You're gonna put that garbage on national television? 129 00:04:52,365 --> 00:04:54,559 Yes, so you have something to push against 130 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:56,831 to promote your message. Then what's the problem? 131 00:04:56,832 --> 00:04:59,030 You need to do it when the cameras are on. 132 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:01,403 Hey. Sorry. I was just helping Tiffany with her nipple covers. 133 00:05:01,404 --> 00:05:02,669 What's up? 134 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,839 So, if you don't want me to steal your girls, 135 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,038 can you get your head out of Tiffany's vagina 136 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:09,571 and explain to this ding-dong how the show works? 137 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,506 Okay, relax, Rachel. 138 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,346 You can stop trying to out-Quinn Quinn. 139 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:14,307 She's back, you know. 140 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:15,875 Mnh. This is temporary. 141 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,383 Maybe. 142 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,916 I really think that that bikini's the way to go. 143 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,962 Hey, don't let her silence you. 144 00:05:23,963 --> 00:05:26,426 Freedom of speech is so important. 145 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:27,457 Hey. You okay? 146 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:28,861 Yeah, I'm fine, but look, 147 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,600 I'm starting to feel like this is a setup... 148 00:05:30,601 --> 00:05:31,797 Like, I'm just here to fight that girl. 149 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:34,967 No. Come on, Ruby. You are so important. 150 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,768 Why? Because he asked for me? 151 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:37,870 What? 152 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:38,871 Rachel said that the suitor 153 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,442 asked for me specifically. 154 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:42,741 She also said that I was guaranteed 155 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,410 to make it to the final two, 156 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:46,349 that I'd have nine weeks to promote our platform. 157 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,947 I don't know. You should probably just... Just tell me, please. 158 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,579 Can I trust her? 159 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,418 No. 160 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:00,786 Ah, shit. 161 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,994 Look, I'm sorry, okay? But she's lying to you. 162 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,426 He didn't ask for you. You're just... 163 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,702 You're the angry black bitch who'll be gone in two episodes, 164 00:06:07,703 --> 00:06:08,901 three if you're lucky. 165 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:12,372 Oh, my God. What did I just do? 166 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,807 I dropped out of college for this. I'm pissed, too, 167 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,638 and not because I wanted to watch you "rail against the man" 168 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:18,481 for the next nine weeks. Excuse me? Is that what you think... 169 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:20,049 It is a whole new deal this year, Ruby. 170 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:22,947 If a girl like you ever had a shot, this is it. 171 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,380 Listen... You really want to make a difference? 172 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:27,446 Win this bitch. 173 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,622 That's revolutionary. 174 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,123 How? 175 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:33,825 I will make it my personal mission to get you there, 176 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:37,527 but you have to listen to me, not Rachel. 177 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,132 Okay? 178 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:42,734 Okay. 179 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,166 You guys cold? 180 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,538 Freezing! 181 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,439 Okay. Tits up, everybody. 182 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:49,141 Let's do this! 183 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:50,410 Yes. 184 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:52,078 Ugh. Look at this. 185 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:55,479 The pool looks like a volcano. Turn the heat down, somebody. 186 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:56,920 Do you have our train wreck ready? 187 00:06:56,921 --> 00:06:57,977 That's my job, right? 188 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,985 Yeah. For tonight it is. 189 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,617 I feel for you guys. I do. 190 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:02,952 I saw you got a care package from your mom. 191 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,116 Did you open it? 192 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,024 Mnh, I did. It's in the trash. 193 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,786 Rachel, you need to be careful. 194 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,025 Quinn taking the show back could be a real trigger for you, 195 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,560 destabilize you. 196 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,095 Oh, no. You don't have to worry about it. 197 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,500 We got matching best-friend tattoos. We're cool. 198 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:18,102 Uh, guys, Beth Ann's on the move. 199 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:22,005 Okay. Here we go. I need tight shots of Ruby, 200 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:25,639 Chantal, and, uh, Angry Cop, okay? 201 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,076 Anybody that is not white, 202 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,780 I want you in their faces on my count. 203 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,723 Three, two, one, parka! 204 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,647 Oh, God. 205 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,027 Um, guys... 206 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,858 Shouldn't we say something? 207 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,963 Say something! Why isn't the Blacktivist saying something? 208 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,196 Come on. Are we really gonna let this slide? 209 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:50,002 Yeah. I mean, I'm offended for you. 210 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,672 Patience, ladies. 211 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,473 Little controversy, Quinn? It's good. 212 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:56,575 Uh, what did you do to my catfight? It's coming. 213 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:57,807 Okay, well, it better be. 214 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,141 We don't have time to wait around. 215 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,746 Ruby isn't taking the bait, so forget it. 216 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:02,848 I'm sorry. Let's reset. 217 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,550 Let's go to the suitor's entrance, 218 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:05,681 if we even have a suitor. 219 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,046 Ah, relax, will you? 220 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,523 Boys got to undress, too. 221 00:08:08,524 --> 00:08:09,722 How you doing, Wags? 222 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,223 - Great. - Just cue our moron. 223 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:20,028 Ladies, welcome back to "Everlasting." 224 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,137 Now, in 14 seasons, 225 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:29,108 I have single-handedly reintroduced romance 226 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,277 to a love-starved nation. 227 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:34,678 Oh, yes, you have, Graham. Yes, you have. 228 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,117 This man is not only handsome, wealthy, and smart, 229 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,048 but he's also a national hero. 230 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,988 Cameras, I need my wifeys. 231 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,959 I need a close-up on Tiffany, NFL daddy's girl; 232 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,258 Chantal, our sad sack with a dead fiancé; 233 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:50,702 oh, and close-up on, uh, Hot Rachel. 234 00:08:50,703 --> 00:08:52,997 Quinn, stop. That's her name. 235 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,300 Ladies, I urge you, open your hearts to your suitor, 236 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,602 Darius Beck! 237 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,748 We got a runner. Madison, go! 238 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:13,886 Who is that? 239 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,317 Uh, he's a big quarterback. 240 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,592 He's one of the hottest players in the league. 241 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:20,856 Whoo! 242 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,791 And Darius' entourage. 243 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,296 What is... No. No, no, no, no. 244 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,598 Cut. Cut. Keep rolling. Keep rolling. 245 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,800 What are you doing? 246 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,001 Look, I agreed to one black guy, 247 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,671 but four is just beyond. 248 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:32,972 I didn't know there was a set amount. 249 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,573 Hot Rachel is funny. 250 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,939 Thanks. 251 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,619 Listen, did you do any paperwork on these sidedicks? Paperwork... 252 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:46,947 Confiscate their cellphones? Do any background checks? 253 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,954 'Cause they are total liabilities, Chet. 254 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:52,586 Sidedicks? Cut! I said cut the damn music! 255 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,993 No! No! Leave it on! Leave it on! You've clearly learned nothing in your 14 seasons of... 256 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,595 Looks like Mom and Dad are fighting again. 257 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:59,357 Quasi-producing your own show, 258 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:03,266 because, let me tell you, you can't play music. 259 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,670 There's no way to edit around it. 260 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:09,072 Jeremy! Get me a tight on Darius. 261 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,936 He is our prince, supposedly. 262 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,944 No, no, no! No, no, no! No. Stay wide. 263 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,946 I want scope. I want the party, man. 264 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,717 No more of this pansy-ass Cinderella bullshit, man! 265 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:21,018 Guys, my crew's gonna mutiny. Who's... Who's in charge here? 266 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,951 - I am. - I am. 267 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,656 Look, I don't want to fight, okay? 268 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,688 So why don't you shoot your show, I'll shoot my show? 269 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:27,893 We'll turn them both in to the network. 270 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:28,994 We'll see which one they prefer... 271 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:31,096 The entertaining one or yours. 272 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,798 You're so on. Rachel, come on. 273 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,670 Quinn, I just want to go on the record and say 274 00:10:35,671 --> 00:10:38,299 that I do not feel comfortable about where this is headed. 275 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,295 Oh! Okay. 276 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,406 What record? 277 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,907 There's no record. Uh, hey! 278 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,338 Uh, guys, Rachel's gonna go on the record! 279 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,879 You know what, Jeremy? I need some one-on-ones 280 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,951 over at the gazebo, please? Go ahead, Jeremy. 281 00:10:49,952 --> 00:10:51,780 You know, just go into the henhouse 282 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,175 and let your sack shrivel up. 283 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,086 This henhouse made him. 284 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,288 Do you think a B camera 2nd AC 285 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,220 can grow up and become a DP 286 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,426 in less than five years on any other show in Hollywood? 287 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,358 So he's supposed to spend the rest of his career 288 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,063 bowing to the mercy of your twat?! 289 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,025 Excuse me? I'm sorry. That was out of line. 290 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,300 Your twat! 291 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,669 - Excuse me? - Chet. 292 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,170 Don't "Chet" me. 293 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,041 Do you not want to be a director? Did we not talk? 294 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,209 Yes. 295 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,779 So you really need one of these harpies 296 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,980 squawking into your earpiece all night long? 297 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,352 No. You know what to shoot. 298 00:11:23,353 --> 00:11:27,750 Get a pair! Walk with purpose. 299 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,422 I'm going with Chet! 300 00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:30,756 'Course you are. 301 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,257 Okay. Hey, Bill! 302 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,360 It's Barry. 303 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,828 Barry. Right. 304 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,029 You have a kid in college. 305 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,930 Actually, it's preschool. 306 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,767 Whatever. It's 5 grand for you to come to 307 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:42,868 Team We Know What The Hell We're Doing. 308 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:43,839 Ticktock, buddy. 309 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,467 Okay. Thank you. 310 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,772 And have a great night. 311 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,875 Come on, Rachel. Let's go. 312 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,813 All right. Come on. We'll shoot these guys. 313 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,789 This is gonna look like nobody is in charge. 314 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,988 Yeah, but he should've never been allowed on the set. 315 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,220 After the fiasco of last season's finale... 316 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,386 He's like a freakin' whack-a-mole. 317 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,963 Fine. Just call the network, then. 318 00:12:08,964 --> 00:12:10,432 Tell them. It's not the network. 319 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:12,798 It's Gary, his golfing buddy. 320 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,969 They go skiing together at Park City. 321 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,898 You know what? Let me just talk to Darius. 322 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,773 I can talk some sense... No. This is grown-up time, all right? 323 00:12:18,774 --> 00:12:21,142 Way over your head. What do you want? 324 00:12:21,143 --> 00:12:23,841 Beth Ann's locked in her bathroom and she won't let me in. 325 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,484 Go. Fix it. 326 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,879 Quinn. Hey. You know, um, Chet's guy thing? 327 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,124 Stop talking to me! 328 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,220 Beth Ann, it's Rachel. Can I come in? 329 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,222 No. 330 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,091 Stupid idiot. I'm sorry. 331 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,325 All right. What's the problem? 332 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,760 Hmm? You knew the guy was black. 333 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,195 I didn't know that it was Darius Beck. 334 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,369 We love him... Like, worship him. 335 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,906 He is literally my favorite quarterback ever. 336 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,137 You got to find my bag. I need to change. 337 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,010 Unh-unh. No. You can't do that. 338 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,911 Can't you just cut me out of the opening scene, 339 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,351 make it like I was never even there? 340 00:13:01,352 --> 00:13:03,408 And what? Are you just gonna let the PC police win? 341 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,816 You know, I was not raised to be rude. 342 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,519 Besides, I like Darius. I want him to like me. 343 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:11,292 I mean, this is better than I ever thought this show could be. 344 00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:13,991 Racism is so confusing, isn't it? 345 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,364 So, are you gonna let me change? 346 00:13:15,365 --> 00:13:16,929 You can't do that. 347 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,400 Darius has already seen you in that bathing suit, 348 00:13:19,401 --> 00:13:22,268 and plus, all those other girls are just gonna blend into one. 349 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,869 At least you're gonna stand out, and he's gonna know who you are. 350 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:27,211 You have a real golden opportunity here. 351 00:13:27,212 --> 00:13:30,307 Right, and what's the worst that can happen? 352 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,410 He meets you and falls in love with you, 353 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,282 and, like, marries you and has all your babies? 354 00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:36,351 Right? Now let's get back out there. 355 00:13:36,352 --> 00:13:38,049 Can I keep my jacket? 356 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,451 Come on. Let's go. 357 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,421 Hey. You're a cop, right? 358 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,457 Can't you just arrest her? 359 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,458 I'm an MMA fighter. 360 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,399 Do you want me to just beat the crap out of her? 361 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,857 Cop. Right. I'm guessing that's a "no." 362 00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:00,239 Ooh. Gosh. Really classy. 363 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,070 You didn't seem to mind in Vegas. 364 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,107 So, hey, hey. You guys, uh... You guys hooked up? 365 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,448 Oh, yeah, but it was no big deal. 366 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,618 But that girl is a freak... Couldn't get enough. 367 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,419 She is crazy. You know what I'm saying? 368 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,156 Yeah. No, I do. 369 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,457 She's got a doctor's note that says the same thing. 370 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,989 She got problems, man. 371 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,529 Um, Madison, there's girl-on-girl action 372 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,530 in the hot tub, which is good and dandy and everything, 373 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,532 but this particular party is about penis. 374 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,168 I'm telling you, 375 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,439 this is going to be the best night of your... 376 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,198 Hey, guys. Just get out of here, please. 377 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,236 Thank you. But Chet said I could loosen things up a bit. 378 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,909 I know. I love the frat-party vibe. 379 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,040 It's great, but right now we got to talk to some ladies. 380 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,275 Her name is Beth Ann. Beth Ann. 381 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,011 Here she is. Here, sweetie. Let me take your coat. 382 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,176 How you doing, Beth Ann? Okay. 383 00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,019 There you go. Wait! Okay. 384 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,120 First off, I have to say I'm sorry. 385 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,622 I owe you an apology. 386 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,194 I've dreamt of meeting you probably about a zillion times, 387 00:14:53,195 --> 00:14:56,033 and I definitely wasn't wearing this in any of those dreams. 388 00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:57,196 Right. Okay. 389 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,197 I love where I'm from. 390 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,269 I do, but I know that this flag 391 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:04,098 pushes a lot of buttons for your people. 392 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,374 My people? No. That... That's not what I meant. 393 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,942 It came out wrong. It's just, Darius, this is a party, 394 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,513 and... and we're supposed to be having a good time, so... 395 00:15:11,514 --> 00:15:12,941 Right. 396 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,106 So if what I'm wearing offends you, 397 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,315 then there really is only one thing that I can do, 398 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,017 and it's real simple. 399 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,587 Whoo! 400 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,356 Oh, my God. 401 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,557 Slut. 402 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,427 I feel so much better. 403 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,398 How 'bout you? How do you feel? 404 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,466 Oh. 405 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,697 I feel better, too. 406 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,037 Thank you. You're welcome. 407 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,438 That's really sweet. 408 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,409 Here, let me button that for you. Sorry. 409 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:45,108 It's not a catfight, but I can turn that hot mess into gold. 410 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,250 Don't cover the boobies! Oh, we missed the boobies! 411 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,418 It's like a tree falling in the forest. 412 00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:53,247 Oh, we have them on camera. 413 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:57,656 You did, uh, girl-on-girl action in the hot tub, right? 414 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:01,057 False alarm. 415 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,061 So, that's how you're gonna play it, huh? 416 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,431 Oh, come on. 417 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,972 Getting what you want... That's what the show's all about. 418 00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:11,398 You created it, remember? 419 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,104 It's your kingdom. 420 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,436 Come and get it. 421 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,146 We have four hours of hard night. 422 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,548 I'm sorry, but I cannot 423 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,450 physically stop myself from saying something. 424 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,292 Will you compose yourself? Just take a breath. No. Absolutely not. 425 00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:30,587 I stood there like a good, quiet, little Negro for you, 426 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,520 but that shirt business was too much. 427 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,555 He was just being a gentleman. 428 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,991 He was being a pussy. 429 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,526 Look, your long game might make sense, 430 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,430 but why the hell would I want to stick around 431 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,302 to fake fall in love with that sellout? 432 00:16:41,303 --> 00:16:43,331 Look, I get it, okay? Believe me. 433 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,566 But the only reason Darius is on the show 434 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,506 is to repair his image, 435 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,037 and that shirt move is exactly the kind of nonsense 436 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,577 that's gonna do it. I'm serious. 437 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,278 Marketing will be focus-grouping the hashtag 438 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,349 before the end of the night. 439 00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:56,347 ♪ IAmAPussy. 440 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,487 Listen to me. Listen to me. 441 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,188 Who knows how long Beth Ann will actually 442 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,690 stick around for, okay? She's not gonna win. 443 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,392 Even Obama had to make compromises. 444 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,229 Not with the Confederate flag. Ever. 445 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:14,166 Look, if Darius wants to cut me for having a point of view 446 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,467 that he should have himself, so be it. 447 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,200 At least I'll go home with my dignity. 448 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,435 All right, so tell me what happened 449 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,113 with my catfight and the parka. 450 00:17:26,114 --> 00:17:27,782 I don't know. My girl was ready to go, 451 00:17:27,783 --> 00:17:29,611 and then Ruby just didn't take the bait. 452 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,246 Or Jay told her not to. 453 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,789 Look, this job is so important to me, and I just... 454 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:36,747 I really want to be good at it, and basically be like you. 455 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,756 Okay, Madison. No, having you in my ear, 456 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,488 taking down Chantal, that was like a drug or an orgasm or... 457 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,694 Okay. 458 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,825 All I know is I want more. 459 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,401 And you're Quinn now, so let me be Rachel. 460 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,237 Knock yourself out. 461 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,438 Really? 462 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,140 Yeah. 463 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:57,176 No. N-N-N-No. 464 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,737 Ruby, stop. 465 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,805 You can't wear this on camera. It's a copyright issue. 466 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,781 Watch me. 467 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,416 Jesus. 468 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,117 Hey, Ruby. 469 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,087 Looky, looky. What do you see? 470 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,585 - She's a wifey. - Exactly. 471 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,233 That's Quinn's golden goose right there... 472 00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:17,658 Hello? ...unattended, ripe for the picking. 473 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,704 She is exactly what Quinn needs 474 00:18:19,705 --> 00:18:22,499 in order to build her vagina of a show. 475 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,540 Without a wifey, Quinn's got nothing. 476 00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,637 Watch and learn, my friend. Watch and learn. 477 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,208 Okay, so are we gonna finish? Thank you. It was very good. 478 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,839 Perfect. They don't even ask me a question. 479 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:35,614 You are the hottest girl here. Why am I completely flaccid? 480 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,875 I'm not even kidding. Feel this. I got nothing. 481 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,886 And now I want to be here even less. 482 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,317 What is it? Hormones? 483 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,622 Do you eat a lot of processed cheese? 484 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,562 I want to help you. I'm very good at this. 485 00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:49,359 There is nothing wrong with me. This is about him. 486 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,862 Did my dad call you? 487 00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:53,395 Ask you to put me on the show? 488 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,429 Because your dad is...? 489 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,365 A team owner who knows that Darius 490 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,400 has a contract negotiation coming up... Contract negotiation. 491 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:03,706 And while he can't talk to him directly, I sure can. 492 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,440 Hm. So typical of him, you know... 493 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,175 Using me as bait to get what he wants. 494 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:10,249 I-I came on this show to get away from football, 495 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,380 to get out of my father's shadow, 496 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,915 to create something separate for myself. 497 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,789 Well, you should totally do that. 498 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,358 This is America after all. 499 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:19,717 No. I'm just gonna fade into the woodwork 500 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,356 until Darius sends me home. 501 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,328 Quinn would never let Darius cut you. 502 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,859 You know why? 'Cause you're what they call a "wifey." 503 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:28,167 That is what everybody thinks. I am so not that girl. 504 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,928 Well, prove it. If you really want to go home, 505 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,296 there is one thing pretty much every guy 506 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,305 across the board does not want their potential wife to do. 507 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,278 Yeah? What's that? Screw their friends? 508 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:39,237 Go big and go home, baby. 509 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,610 Rachel. Yes? 510 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,814 You're Rachel, right? 511 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,445 Wow. You are totally cute, 512 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,320 and can I just say, thank God. 513 00:19:46,321 --> 00:19:47,619 Oh, wow. 514 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,720 Everyone keeps saying how much we look alike. 515 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,922 Yeah, that's not exactly what they're saying. 516 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,558 Hey, Rach. Hi. Just one second. What? 517 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,859 Just want to know what you want to do about the rain. 518 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,790 - Seriously? - Yeah. 519 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,225 Seriously? You need to talk to Chet. Wait. I'm not talking to... 520 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,801 You need to talk to Chet. It's totally embarrassing and completely inaccurate. 521 00:19:59,802 --> 00:20:01,599 I mean, I'm just wearing a ton of makeup. 522 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,301 Yeah. Totally. 523 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,703 And I mean, is it really such a freakish thing to have 524 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,672 two smart, brown-haired, 525 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,473 East Coast Jews in the same place? 526 00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,842 Well, I'm not from the East Coast, so... Really? 527 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,683 You have such a New York vibe. Where'd you go to college? 528 00:20:12,684 --> 00:20:14,509 Vassar. Oh, my God. 529 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,984 I've got a ton of friends who went to Vassar. 530 00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:17,752 Is there something that you want, Yael. 531 00:20:17,753 --> 00:20:20,586 Can we be honest? I mean, can we talk? 532 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,387 You mean like a hebe to hebe? 533 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,788 Help a sister out. 534 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,820 This guy is hot, and he hasn't even looked at me. 535 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,285 I just need some advice. 536 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,663 You know the show. What would you do? 537 00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:31,361 You want my advice? Come here. 538 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,504 You see your producer, Madison? The one holding the shirt? 539 00:20:33,505 --> 00:20:34,599 You stick with her. 540 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,631 That girl is a genius. 541 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,908 Can I steal him? 542 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,279 I'm sorry. Can you put this on? 543 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,950 Otherwise, I'm not gonna be able to look you in the eye. 544 00:20:49,951 --> 00:20:52,849 The rest of you is just too... 545 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,620 distracting. 546 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,851 -All right, I'll put this on. 547 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,285 These two are like Ken and Barbie. 548 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,290 - I love them. - Ugh. 549 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,391 It's called a cotillion. 550 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,830 My mom has been planning mine 551 00:21:00,831 --> 00:21:01,957 since the day I was born. 552 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,561 Ah, that's sweet. 553 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,963 I bet you look amazing in a tux. 554 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,774 Well, my mother says I do clean up nicely. 555 00:21:07,775 --> 00:21:09,527 I'm sure you do. 556 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,795 Come here. 557 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,314 Um... 558 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,509 What? Is everything okay? 559 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,879 Oh, yeah. I-I just... 560 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,410 never do that on the first date. 561 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,816 - Bam! - We can take it slow. 562 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,547 That's a black wifey. That's a blifey. 563 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,021 Okay, you can pat your liberal white self 564 00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:30,182 on the back later, all right? 565 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,724 Hi, Darius. Could I talk to you for a minute? 566 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,356 Yeah, let's talk about that t-shirt, Darius. 567 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,502 Nice shirt. 568 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,528 Well, hello, there. 569 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,873 Can I get you something to drink or...? 570 00:21:42,874 --> 00:21:45,299 Yeah. 571 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:49,035 No. Look, I, um, just wanted to talk to you. 572 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,842 Let me guess... this is not your scene, is it? 573 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,678 No. 574 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,579 Look, I'm not really sure what I'm doing here. 575 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,410 I mean, I just watched you create 576 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,946 some racial rainbow moment 577 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,319 with a bitch in a damn Confederate flag bikini, so... 578 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,789 Finally, some conflict. 579 00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:04,388 This means something. This has a point of view. 580 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,420 I think we should just put this entire thing in the cut. 581 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,726 I mean, at least to the part where she calls her a bitch, 582 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,658 because the rest is a little PBS. 583 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,533 I mean, I know you think you're televising the revolution, 584 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,634 but what we need right now are wet panties. 585 00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:20,971 Where is Tiffany, my NFL girl? 586 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,373 Oh! Ah! 587 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,835 Oh! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 588 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:24,913 No, no, no. Go. That's my wifey! 589 00:22:24,914 --> 00:22:26,811 Go, Rachel. Go! 590 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,383 Get her. Find her. Kno... No, no, no, no, no! 591 00:22:29,384 --> 00:22:30,651 Get off your knees! 592 00:22:30,652 --> 00:22:33,450 Sta... Wi... I need a walkie! No! No! 593 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:36,853 Of course this is your version of a good idea. 594 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:39,391 - Oh, gosh! - Hi. 595 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,763 Please stay right here. Do not talk to anyone. 596 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,625 Do not talk to Chet. 597 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:48,773 What are you doing? 598 00:22:48,774 --> 00:22:50,898 Sorry, Rach. You jealous? 599 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,573 Please don't flatter yourself. 600 00:22:52,574 --> 00:22:54,610 You really think that that's gonna help Darius? 601 00:22:54,611 --> 00:22:56,007 I'm just having a good time. 602 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,477 Mm-hmm. Yes. Chet is manipulating you. 603 00:22:58,478 --> 00:22:59,938 And you're not? 604 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,976 As far as I can tell, everyone's manipulating everybody. 605 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,481 Yes, but I am the only one 606 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,921 that is doing it for the right reasons. 607 00:23:05,922 --> 00:23:08,648 You can't tell Darius about hooking up with Tiffany. 608 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:11,123 Why not? 'Cause if you want that sportscaster deal 609 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,062 and all that stuff that Chet promised you, 610 00:23:13,063 --> 00:23:15,429 she's what you need to make it happen. 611 00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:18,728 Okay? The girl is blonde, beautiful, rich, and white. 612 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:22,171 If a girl like that forgives you, America forgives you. 613 00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:23,898 Not a word. 614 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:32,036 Pervert. 615 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,584 We have two hours hard night left, folks. 616 00:23:33,585 --> 00:23:35,509 Okay, look, I don't know what you expected, 617 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,845 but I'm not just going to do whatever my dad wants. 618 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,680 He can't offer me up as some kind of marketing ploy. 619 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,715 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 620 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,191 I really, honestly, have no idea what you're talking about right now. 621 00:23:44,192 --> 00:23:46,758 You applied, I found you. 622 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,789 Wait, no. You didn't talk to my dad? 623 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:50,485 I didn't talk to your dad. 624 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:51,826 Oh, my God. 625 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:55,771 Oh, that just felt like 626 00:23:55,772 --> 00:23:57,998 something that he would do, you know? 627 00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,738 I mean, I thought I got into Wharton, too, 628 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:01,507 until I found out that he made some phone calls. 629 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:03,107 Oh, my God, your dad helped you get into Wharton? 630 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,939 Ugh. Rich-girl problems are the worst. 631 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,575 Look, you may have called, but I still said yes. 632 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,582 I was excited to come here. 633 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,024 I actually thought that I might meet someone. 634 00:24:13,025 --> 00:24:14,186 Oh, and you did. 635 00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:15,887 No, you guys ruined that night one. 636 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,658 Come on. Darius is still a person. 637 00:24:17,659 --> 00:24:19,657 Darius is a football player. 638 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:22,459 And? I don't want to be a football wife. 639 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:25,530 I have done that my entire life with my dad. 640 00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:27,799 I smile, I keep my mouth shut, 641 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,600 provide excellent arm candy, and I am done. 642 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,144 But if you don't want people to judge you 643 00:24:33,145 --> 00:24:34,469 or make assumptions about you, 644 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,812 then you can't do that to Darius. 645 00:24:35,813 --> 00:24:37,476 You're saying he's not a football player? 646 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,137 I'm just saying that you have no idea what he is. 647 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,145 He could be anything. The guy could be your soul mate. 648 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,207 Crazier things have happened. 649 00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:46,676 I just think you should make yourself open to the experience. 650 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:49,916 I'm just saying. He's a really good guy. 651 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:52,090 What do you want me to do? 652 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:55,129 I want you to pray to God that Romeo keeps his mouth shut 653 00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:57,157 and none of that stuff makes it to air. 654 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,603 You have to help me. 655 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,566 Jay, enough of the black activist. 656 00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,197 Get my wifey in there. This is all you. Go, go, go! 657 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,702 Listen, why don't we discuss... 658 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:05,904 Hi. What? 659 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:06,795 - Who's the slut? - Hi. 660 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:08,666 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 661 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,574 Can I steal you for a minute? 662 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:11,936 Definitely. 663 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,914 I think we were done here, right? 664 00:25:13,915 --> 00:25:17,282 Okay. 665 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:21,820 And besides, I've been meaning to talk to you anyway. 666 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:23,989 You know nothing about Texas. 667 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,190 I'm from Texas. I grew up there. 668 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,591 No, I've... Doesn't matter. 669 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,092 I spent my entire career in Texas. 670 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,994 I know Texas. No, no, no, no, no. I love Texas... 671 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,626 Okay. But you have to admit, 672 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,831 barbecue was decidedly second-rate. 673 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,173 You haven't been to County Line, have you? 674 00:25:35,174 --> 00:25:36,827 No, yes, I have. My dad took me there. 675 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:37,996 Yo... 676 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,007 Look, why don't we knock all this off 677 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:45,009 and just talk about the elephant in the room? 678 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,207 I thought you shut that down, Rachel. 679 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:53,946 If you didn't protect my wifey, we're gonna have a real problem. 680 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:56,823 I know your dad owns the team that happens to be 681 00:25:56,824 --> 00:25:58,722 our biggest competition in the league. 682 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,264 He's been cock-blocking us for years with his deep pockets. 683 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,031 My dad. 684 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,699 - Yeah. - Yeah. 685 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:10,200 Okay. You want to go there? 686 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:12,102 When are you gonna get out of the box 687 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,974 and start using your damn legs? 688 00:26:13,975 --> 00:26:15,642 Your footwork is terrible. 689 00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:17,741 It was a pleasure meeting you. You're eliminated. 690 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,043 - Oh, no! - How could you do me like that? 691 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:22,246 This is the show, Rachel. 692 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,916 Thank God I'm here. You know what? 693 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,977 I've been running around for you all night, okay? 694 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:27,986 I got you these girls. 695 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:30,217 And you lost the suitor. 696 00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:32,157 You did all the small parts, 697 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,058 but you screwed up the biggest part. 698 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,760 Do you think that I ran around yelling at you 699 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,897 all of those years for fun? 700 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:41,768 I set this up for you, but you need to deliver. 701 00:26:41,769 --> 00:26:43,667 Okay, well, you need to let me. 702 00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:44,999 Let you? Yes. Let me. 703 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,272 It takes an iron spine 704 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,873 and a steady hand to do this job. 705 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,735 I don't know. 706 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:54,614 Maybe your mother was right. 707 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,375 What? 708 00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:59,017 I mean, come on. 709 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:02,248 We all know you've had... episodes. 710 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,657 You're great... 711 00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:07,788 until you're not. 712 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:11,333 But you got a couple of whirligigs in there, you know? 713 00:27:11,334 --> 00:27:13,760 Which was fine before, 714 00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:15,866 but not so much if you want to be the boss. 715 00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:20,043 Did she call you? Are you talking to my mother? 716 00:27:20,044 --> 00:27:22,339 Let's just forget it. 717 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,011 Why don't you just get back out there 718 00:27:24,012 --> 00:27:26,680 and make yourself useful? 719 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:36,254 Rachel? 720 00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:38,885 Oh, so you're smoking now? 721 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:41,126 Cool. 722 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,957 So you're just gonna become Quinn. 723 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:44,931 Got it. That makes so much more sense. 724 00:27:44,932 --> 00:27:46,430 When can I expect the haircut? 725 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:49,332 Not that you got the cheekbones to pull it off. 726 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,739 Jesus Christ, Rachel, you shouldn't be here. 727 00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:02,205 Where'd you want me to go? 728 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:04,724 Did you want me to just quit when Quinn came back? 729 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,677 I don't know. Maybe. 730 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,416 I mean, that would've been one way to say 731 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,789 there's at least some shit you won't eat. And what about you? 732 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,220 I thought ' you would appreciate me 733 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:14,324 trying to be at least a tiny bit subversive. 734 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:16,856 Subversive? What does that even... But instead, you just completely 735 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,162 pussied out on Ruby from the beginning. 736 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,765 Dude, you used your own self-loathing about working here 737 00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:23,927 as some sort of justification for letting her go. 738 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:26,066 It's like you are deliberately... Can we stop fighting, please? 739 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:28,907 Trying to sabotage me. What is it? I am the wrong target, Rach. 740 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:30,968 Are you jealous that I got promoted instead of you? 741 00:28:30,976 --> 00:28:32,136 Is that what this is about? 742 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:33,714 It's not that I'm jealous of you, 743 00:28:33,715 --> 00:28:36,383 because I don't believe you actually got promoted. 744 00:28:36,384 --> 00:28:38,316 I'm your boss. 745 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,777 As long as Quinn's around, 746 00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:43,015 she's my boss, and she's your boss, too. 747 00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:45,256 Wake up, Rachel, 748 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,457 because Quinn is never leaving this place... 749 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:52,960 Not until you pry "Everlasting" out of her cold, dead hands. 750 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:58,968 Hey, Rach. You all right? 751 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:02,507 Cool. Uh, well, we need to take this to set, so... 752 00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:04,876 Guys, hurry up. Hustle. 753 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,177 We got to take this to set. Let's go. 754 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:08,008 Okay. 755 00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:17,023 Thank you. You were great. That was awesome. 756 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:21,825 Psht. 757 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:26,127 It's sad to watch you sully your temple with chemicals and crap. 758 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:28,232 By the way, I saw the butch little thing 759 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:29,534 you had going with Tiffany. 760 00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:31,465 I don't know what you promised her, 761 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:34,170 but I got her playing tonsil hockey with the cousin. 762 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:35,273 I intend to air it. 763 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:39,879 Ahh. Then, of course, it's bye-bye, wifey. 764 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,480 You know, please understand that nothing you cobble together 765 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,451 will ever make it to air, 766 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:49,352 because what America wants and what the network knows they want 767 00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:51,115 is a fairy tale, 768 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,963 and I don't care what guru, transformational bullshit 769 00:29:53,964 --> 00:29:56,789 you're into now, but you are emotionally 770 00:29:56,796 --> 00:30:00,226 and physically incapable of delivering that to anyone. 771 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,499 Come on. No. 772 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,130 You need to make America feel something, 773 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,796 and the only thing that can do that 774 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,295 is an honest-to-God wifey 775 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,236 who is demure and supportive... Demure? 776 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:12,277 And, most importantly, worthy. 777 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,378 But unfortunately, 778 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,810 you wouldn't know one of those if she slapped you in the face. 779 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,446 Maybe you should try being a wifey 780 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:20,280 before you lecture me about what one is. 781 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:22,046 You don't seem to be able 782 00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:23,554 to drag yourself across that line, either. 783 00:30:23,556 --> 00:30:25,956 Do you, Quinnie? 784 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:27,418 Oh, no! Yael! 785 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:29,126 Barry! Barry, get on that! Jeremy, got on it! 786 00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:31,058 Uh, Rachel?! Someone, help her! 787 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:33,401 Barry, are you on it?! 788 00:30:33,402 --> 00:30:35,199 You getting it?! 789 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:36,901 Film that! Zoom in! Zoom in! 790 00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:38,072 Barry, get on that! Jeremy, stay on it! 791 00:30:38,073 --> 00:30:40,270 It's okay. 792 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:43,208 Yes! That is a fairy tale. 793 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:44,609 Where the hell is Rachel?! 794 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,358 Okay? 795 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:13,037 Hey. Ooh. You all right? 796 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,006 I'm fine, man. 797 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:16,367 No. I'll take his. 798 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,405 This is Dr. Wagerstein's healing nook. 799 00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:22,345 You guys don't have pictures or anything? 800 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:24,448 How am I supposed to remember these girls' names? 801 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,188 - What's this? - Here. Cheat sheet. 802 00:31:28,189 --> 00:31:29,487 A cheat sheet. 803 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,288 You just get to pick the one you want to pick. 804 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:32,520 Long as you pick the titty girl. 805 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,164 Oh, you mean the racist? 806 00:31:34,165 --> 00:31:36,059 No. I mean, the blondie. 807 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:38,201 You know, the one who put herself out there 808 00:31:38,202 --> 00:31:39,627 to make things right. 809 00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:41,401 Oh, America digs that kind of thing... 810 00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,130 You know, second chances and redemption. 811 00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:45,265 - White girls. - White girls. 812 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:48,306 Tiffany. She's pretty awesome. 813 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,567 I don't know. Maybe not so awesome. 814 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,335 Huh, Romeo? 815 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:53,514 What? What's going on? 816 00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:57,177 Are you sure that you're okay? 817 00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:59,552 I mean, if you need to, I can call you a doctor or... 818 00:31:59,553 --> 00:32:01,351 I'm fine. 819 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:03,453 Really? Madison, you read my file, right? 820 00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:06,055 You know I swam for Sarah Lawrence all four years? 821 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:07,588 I anchored the 200 meter relay. 822 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:10,528 So... what? You... You just... 823 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:13,329 I slipped. Oops. 824 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:15,400 Got Darius to notice me. 825 00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,231 Your bosses seemed to love it. 826 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:18,996 Guess it was a win for both of us. 827 00:32:19,004 --> 00:32:21,239 Thank you, but... 828 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,010 Listen, I know what it's like to want to impress a boss 829 00:32:24,011 --> 00:32:25,709 in a highly competitive environment. 830 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:27,611 I can help you do that. 831 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,413 Just... help me. 832 00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:33,676 Get me some alone time... Maybe a one-on-one date? 833 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,117 Okay, people, let's cut these bitches. 834 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:40,992 Are you okay with me calling all the shots, 835 00:32:40,993 --> 00:32:42,333 or would you like to do that, too? 836 00:32:42,334 --> 00:32:44,028 I think we both know that you're... 837 00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:46,199 You're better at that than I am. 838 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,398 Three, two, one. Rolling. 839 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,536 Ladies, 26 of you came here tonight with an open heart... 840 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:54,367 Hey, editors, make sure you just cut this all up... .and high hopes for a journey of a lifetime. 841 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:56,313 Make it far more interesting than it really is. That journey ends here tonight. 842 00:32:56,314 --> 00:32:58,338 You'll share a brief moment with him 843 00:32:58,344 --> 00:33:00,482 while he hands you a bracelet. Why don't you go and be useful? 844 00:33:00,483 --> 00:33:03,009 If you don't hear your name called, it's time to say goodbye. Darius? 845 00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:05,115 This has truly been an incredible night for me. 846 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:07,117 I feel like the luckiest man in the world. 847 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,419 With that said... 848 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,291 Camera B, are you asleep? Yael. 849 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,393 Hayley. Jameson. 850 00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:19,195 Dominique. Brandi. Now it's getting real. 851 00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:21,028 - London. - She's not wearing her scarf. 852 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:22,733 Chantal. 853 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,536 Beth Ann. 854 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,337 Oh, yes! 855 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:30,139 Crazy white trash will live to see another day! 856 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:32,477 - Praise the Lord! - Yes! 857 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:35,248 Come on. Let's go. Walk a little faster. 858 00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:39,677 Give me a wifey, because this looks like 859 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,585 a freakin' Benetton ad, all right? 860 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:44,756 And I am not pinning all my hopes on Hot Rachel. 861 00:33:44,757 --> 00:33:48,787 It's, uh... It's weird that he's not picking Tiffany. 862 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:52,158 Ruby. 863 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:54,234 All right. Ruby. 864 00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:59,102 So, just might get my catfight after all. 865 00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:01,374 "I can't breathe." I need that shirt. 866 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,708 Beth Ann? Really? 867 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,376 They made me keep her. 868 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,137 They make you keep me, too? 869 00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:09,376 No. 870 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,251 But how am I gonna go in the locker room 871 00:34:11,252 --> 00:34:14,419 and face my teammates if I cut a girl wearing that? 872 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:17,320 Well, I got a lot more where these came from. 873 00:34:17,322 --> 00:34:19,362 You might actually learn a thing or two. 874 00:34:19,363 --> 00:34:21,558 I look forward to it. 875 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,056 All right, I got enough black girls. 876 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:27,125 Give me some white girls. 877 00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:28,599 Holly. Phaedra. 878 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,568 Courtney. Zoe. 879 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,339 Darius, we are down to our final bracelet. 880 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:35,237 Last bracelet. 881 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,140 My final bracelet for this evening goes to... 882 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:40,483 Tiffany. 883 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,482 Ha ha. Tiffany. Yes! 884 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,823 At least we got a wifey. 885 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:51,354 I knew it. 886 00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:54,216 You know, I don't get picked last for anything. 887 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:55,726 I'm just glad you're here. 888 00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:59,697 Ladies... 889 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,398 your journey ends here. 890 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,200 - Good night. - And that's a cut! 891 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:05,502 Put those girls in coats. 892 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:07,274 Show's over, everybody. Ladies, uh, before you leave, I'm having a party in my place. 893 00:35:07,275 --> 00:35:08,772 Can you shut down that party, 894 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,444 and can you lock Graham in his room, please? 895 00:35:11,445 --> 00:35:14,283 This could be a good season after all, everybody. 896 00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:39,299 What are you doing here? Something wrong? 897 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,644 Why aren't you guys shooting? Is there a problem? 898 00:35:41,645 --> 00:35:43,470 There doesn't have to be. 899 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,505 I'm really sorry to bother you with this. 900 00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:47,180 I didn't know where else to turn. 901 00:35:47,181 --> 00:35:49,309 Now, I mean, I know that I'm breaking rank 902 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:51,682 and that this is awkward at best, 903 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,821 but my two bosses are at each other's throats. 904 00:35:53,822 --> 00:35:55,588 Who? Chet? Yeah. And Quinn. 905 00:35:55,589 --> 00:35:57,687 I mean, you know their history, right, Gary? 906 00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,357 Yeah. 907 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,158 Okay. So, it's gotten crazy ugly between the two of them. 908 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,927 I mean, look, I owe them my career. 909 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:04,858 I love them. I do, but I love this show even more, 910 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:06,401 and I really want it to continue, 911 00:36:06,402 --> 00:36:08,328 and at this point, I'm just not sure it will. 912 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,842 Sorry. 913 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:17,842 They're making two different versions of the show, 914 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:20,343 and they're leaving it up to you to pick which one you prefer. 915 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,205 What? 916 00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:25,853 And, look, I know that you just gave Quinn this huge overall deal 917 00:36:25,854 --> 00:36:28,489 and Chet's always been a big-picture kind of guy. 918 00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:30,287 But, Gary, I'm really the one that has been 919 00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:32,659 boots-on-the-ground, delivering story after story 920 00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:35,658 for you every year, and, I mean, this year, 921 00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:38,229 because of me, we're actually gonna be making history. 922 00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:39,900 You know, I just don't think that we can leave it 923 00:36:39,901 --> 00:36:41,968 up to Chet and Quinn to mess this up for us. 924 00:36:41,969 --> 00:36:43,397 I should give them a call. 925 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,340 You should give them a call. Yeah. 926 00:36:45,341 --> 00:36:47,637 I already told Quinn to call you and reach out to you, 927 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:50,269 but she said there was no point, because, you know, you and Chet, 928 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:52,805 you guys are, you know, tight. You're bros. 929 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:56,281 Uh, isn't Quinn your mentor? 930 00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:59,649 Yeah. She was. She was. 931 00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:01,451 I mean, Gary, I'm running the show this year, 932 00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:03,721 but with them fighting, I just... 933 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,222 I can't produce it with them on set. 934 00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:09,485 You just need to send them home, give them some time to cool off. 935 00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:11,804 They have trained me so well. You are in such good hands. 936 00:37:11,805 --> 00:37:15,266 Trust me. I have got your back, Gary. 937 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:18,697 I can do this. I'm ready. 938 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,012 No, no, man. It's too much talking. 939 00:37:22,013 --> 00:37:23,967 It's like a Merchant Ivory movie. 940 00:37:23,976 --> 00:37:25,406 Cut to the titty shot, already. 941 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:26,810 We don't have the titty shot. 942 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:28,752 Well, Google it! I don't know what to tell you. 943 00:37:28,753 --> 00:37:30,977 Just double cut it. Blow it up. 944 00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:33,283 Slow it down. Okay. 945 00:37:33,285 --> 00:37:34,515 I need you to make it look like 946 00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:36,489 there was a real moment here, okay? 947 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:42,525 Ha ha! Thank you. 948 00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:44,587 That is how you look at a woman. 949 00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,326 It's like a damn instruction manual over here. 950 00:37:47,332 --> 00:37:49,832 And let her rip. Let's see it. The apocalypse. 951 00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:22,566 What in the hell are you guys doing? 952 00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:24,727 - Gary. - No. I-I-I-I'm sorry, Chet. 953 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:26,496 This train is off the rails. 954 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:28,765 No. He's off the rails. 955 00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:31,344 Really, Quinn? Well, then, why didn't you pick up the phone? 956 00:38:31,345 --> 00:38:33,678 Because that's what an executive producer would do. 957 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,509 All right? You've got women in bikinis on the North Pole up there! 958 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:37,481 That was his idea! 959 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,482 Listen to me. Listen to me! 960 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:41,754 From what I hear, you've let your personal problems 961 00:38:41,755 --> 00:38:42,993 get in the way of the job. 962 00:38:42,994 --> 00:38:44,918 Now, we need this show, 963 00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:47,593 and until you can get your eye back on the ball, 964 00:38:47,594 --> 00:38:49,962 I'm putting someone else in charge. 965 00:38:49,963 --> 00:38:52,561 Uh, excuse me? 966 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,671 Yeah. Someone who knows how to tell a story. 967 00:38:55,672 --> 00:38:58,697 Someone who can give the American public 968 00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:03,941 what they expect every season from this show we all love. 969 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:06,412 Oh, really. And who might that be? 970 00:39:07,612 --> 00:39:10,552 Coleman Wasserman, come in here, please. 971 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:13,877 - Come here, buddy. - Hey, Gary. 972 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:18,045 Now, if you don't know who this guy is, 973 00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:21,086 you should, because we have been looking for a chance 974 00:39:21,093 --> 00:39:23,062 to do something with this guy for ages. 975 00:39:23,063 --> 00:39:25,861 Everything he does on "Blink" blows up... 976 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,799 10 million viewers in the first week alone. 977 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,570 - Gary, come on. - No, no, no, no. 978 00:39:30,571 --> 00:39:33,769 Blink is gonna become a network because of this guy. 979 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:36,572 Oh, come on, Gary. This is totally unnecessary. 980 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:37,865 Do you have any idea how much money 981 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,676 I've made for you over the years, huh?! 982 00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:42,708 No, no. What you've made, Chet, is a well-oiled machine 983 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:45,383 that needs someone strong at the helm. 984 00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:48,054 Look, either you get on board, buddy, or you go home, 985 00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:51,422 because he is the one in charge now. 986 00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:53,523 All right? I leave it with you. 987 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,687 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 988 00:39:57,696 --> 00:39:58,996 Look, I'm excited to get to work here. 989 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:00,457 Hey. Hey. Uh, Chet. 990 00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:01,765 One second. 991 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,797 Look, I see what you're both going for. 992 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,569 There's merit in both versions. 993 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,730 For now, I think I want to lean into what Chet's doing. 994 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,040 Thanks, man. 995 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,909 "EverBlasting." 996 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,410 Okay. Yeah. 997 00:40:13,412 --> 00:40:15,579 Whatever that is. Can't wait. 998 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:17,180 - We'll talk. - Yeah. 999 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,982 All right. 1000 00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,884 So nice to meet you. 1001 00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:23,886 - Madison. - Madison. 1002 00:40:25,157 --> 00:40:26,917 - Hey. - Hey. 1003 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,825 I actually know who you are. 1004 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:32,496 I saw that displaced Cambodian sex worker series you did. 1005 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:33,797 It was very good. You just Googled that. 1006 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:35,466 No. I didn't. 1007 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:37,527 Belive it or not, I am interested in a lot more 1008 00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:38,566 than just "Everlasting." 1009 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,600 Oh, I belive it. 1010 00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:42,805 I know who you are, too. 1011 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:46,008 Gary said you and Quinn make a great team. 1012 00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:47,581 Well, you know, we've been working together 1013 00:40:47,582 --> 00:40:50,879 for a long time, so... yeah. 1014 00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,652 I'm guessing she doesn't know 1015 00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:54,851 that you're the one who complained to the network 1016 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,123 and brought me here. 1017 00:40:56,124 --> 00:40:57,851 Phew! 1018 00:40:57,856 --> 00:41:00,516 I got to say that's a baller move. 1019 00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:02,855 Sounds like something I would've done. 1020 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:06,163 But didn't exactly work out 1021 00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:08,634 the way you wanted it to, though, did it? 1022 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:11,633 'Cause instead you got me. 1023 00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:18,014 This is gonna be fun. 1024 00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:23,253 See ya.